10.10.2008
seems you've got a pink kink in your think
guess who's the jackolope and guess who the fur-robbers are. admittedly, i see through a certain lense these days.
10.09.2008
alaskan independence party: the last refuge of a scoundrel
If McCarthy-era guilt-by-association is once again a valid political consideration, Palin, it would seem, has more to lose than Obama. Palin, it could be argued, following her own logic, thinks so little of America's perfection that she continues to "pal around" with a man--her husband, actually--who only recently terminated his seven-year membership in the Alaskan Independence Party. Putting plunder above patriotism, the members of this treasonous cabal aim to break our country into pieces and walk away with Alaska's rich federal oil fields and one-fifth of America's land base--an area three-fourths the size of the Civil War Confederacy.
AIP's charter commits the party "to the ultimate independence of Alaska," from the United States which it refers to as "the colonial bureaucracy in Washington." It proclaims Alaska's 1959 induction as a state "as illegal and in violation of the United Nations charter and international law."
AIP's creation was inspired by the rabidly violent anti-Americanism of its founding father Joe Vogler, "I'm an Alaskan, not an American," reads a favorite Vogler quote on AIP's current website, "I've got no use for America or her damned institutions." According to Vogler AIP's central purpose was to drive Alaska's secession from the United States. Alaska, says current Chairwoman Lynette Clark, "should be an independent nation."
Vogler was murdered in 1993 during an illegal sale of plastic explosives that went bad. The prior year, he had renounced his allegiance to the United States explaining that, "The fires of hell are frozen glaciers compared to my hatred for the American government." He cursed the stars and stripes, promising, "I won't be buried under their damned flag...when Alaska is an independent nation they can bring my bones home." Palin has never denounced Vogler or his detestable anti-Americanism.
Palin's husband Todd remained an AIP party member from 1995 to 2002. Sarah can be described in McCarthy-era palaver as a "fellow traveler." While retaining her Republican registration, she attended the AIP's 1994 convention where the party called for a draft constitution to secede from the United States and create an independent nation of Alaska. The McCain Campaign has reluctantly acknowledged that she also attended AIP's 2000 Convention. She apparently found the experience so inspiring that she agreed to give a keynote address at the AIP's 2006 convention and she recorded a video greeting for this year's 2008 convention. In other words, this is not something that happened when she was eight!
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something that made me laugh ... even midst these tense, somber times
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"a fatal cancer to the republican party .."
fr. well-known "smarty-pants" conservative, David Brooks ... who used to work for Bill Buckley at the National Review ... so it's not like he can be construed by nutwings as some kind of covert socialist. Not that any of them know who he is cause he works for that "lefty rag," the New York Times.
But Brooks needs to pop his head into the airspace at those low information-voter/Palin rallies. Then again, he's Jewish so someone would have his head ... probably yelling "sit-down, boy, or we'll string you up by the closest stars and stripes flagpole." "My friends," such is the ugly, devolved state of our other "friends" "patriotism."
Nothing you don't already know.
10.08.2008
10.05.2008
A European Perspective on the Election
Jonathan Freedland
If Sarah Palin defies the conventional wisdom that says elections are determined by the top of the ticket, and somehow wins this for McCain, what will be the reaction? Yes, blue-state America will go into mourning once again, feeling estranged in its own country. A generation of young Americans -- who back Obama in big numbers – will turn cynical, concluding that politics doesn't work after all. And, most depressing, many African-Americans will decide that if even Barack Obama -- with all his conspicuous gifts -- could not win, then no black man can ever be elected president.
But what of the rest of the world? This is the reaction I fear most. For Obama has stirred an excitement around the globe unmatched by any American politician in living memory. Polling in Germany, France , Britain and Russia shows that Obama would win by whopping majorities, with the pattern repeated in Africa, Asia, the Middle East and Latin America . If November 4 were a global ballot, Obama would win it handsomely. If the free world could choose its leader, it would be Barack Obama. The crowd of 200,000 that rallied to hear him in Berlin in July did so not only because of his charisma, but also because they know he, like the majority of the world's population, opposed the Iraq war.. McCain supported it, peddling the lie that Saddam was linked to 9/11. Non-Americans sense that Obama will not ride roughshod over the international system but will treat alliances and global institutions seriously: McCain wants to bypass the United Nations in favour of a US-friendly League of Democracies. McCain might talk a good game on climate change, but a repeated floor chant at the Republican convention was 'Drill, baby, drill!', as if the solution to global warming were not a radical rethink of the US's entire energy system but more offshore oil rigs.
If Americans choose McCain, they will be turning their back on the rest of the world, choosing to show us four more years of the Bush-Cheney middle finger. And I predict a deeply unpleasant shift. Until now, anti-Americanism has been exaggerated and much misunderstood: outside a leftist hardcore, it has mostly been anti-Bushism, opposition to this specific administration. But if McCain wins in November, that might well change. Suddenly Europeans and others will conclude that their dispute is with not only one ruling clique, but Americans themselves. For it will have been the American people, not the politicians, who will have passed up a once-in-a-generation chance for a fresh start -- a fresh start the world is yearning for. And the manner of that decision will matter, too. If it is deemed to have been about race -- that Obama was rejected because of his colour -- the world's verdict will be harsh. In that circumstance, Slate's Jacob Weisberg wrote recently, international opinion would conclude that 'the United States had its day, but in the end couldn't put its own self-interest ahead of its crazy irrationality over race.'
Even if it's not ethnic prejudice, but some other aspect of the culture wars, that proves decisive, the point still holds. For America to make a decision as grave as this one -- while the planet boils and with the US fighting two wars -- on the trivial basis that a hockey mom is likable and seems down to earth, would be to convey a lack of seriousness, a fleeing from reality, that does indeed suggest a nation in, to quote Weisberg, 'historical decline.' Let's not forget, McCain's campaign manager boasts that this election is 'not about the issues.'
Of course I know that even to mention Obama's support around the world is to hurt him. Incredibly, that large Berlin crowd damaged Obama at home, branding him the 'candidate of Europe ' and making him seem less of a patriotic American. But what does that say about today's America , that the world's esteem is now unwanted? If Americans reject Obama, they will be sending the clearest possible message to the rest of us -- and, make no mistake, we shall hear it.'
10.04.2008
no fear of letting anger fly
you betcha she's doggone cute
Sarah Palin is a character out of Lewis Carroll. No one can translate that smile. She's the Cheshire Cat.
She says nothing and she grins triumphantly. Her smile lingers when the words have gone.
Nothing she says makes sense but the eyelashes never stop batting. Catch phrases and buzz words bounce in the air above her head. She adores the word "also." Also, she adores herself. She is so doggone cute she turns herself on.
She is the woman politician advertisers have been waiting for -- all style and no substance. Full of confidence and full of beans, the walk of feminism without the talk. Nobody can object because there's nothing to object to. Hillary Clinton and Geraldine Ferraro had ideas you could disagree with. But Sarah Palin is perky and inscrutable at once, you betcha. She talks. We listen but we have no idea what's been said.She is the female candidate of GOP dreams. She talks, she smiles, she flirts, she never opposes. She makes mistakes but nobody seems to care. We watch her lips go up, go down, go sideways. We watch her eyes glisten behind rimless glasses. The beauty pageant promoters removed her soul so it wouldn't get in the way. How can we dismiss her or debate her? She's a bubble. She's fizz.
She is the perfection of beauty pageant womanhood. All image, no ideas. Camera-ready for hair and lipstick commercials. Her patriotism is of the Fourth of July variety. Let's eat a heck of a lot of hot dogs, pun intended.
She's pure as a sex-phone operator. You can fantasize but not touch. The bill comes later.
She reminds me of Paris Hilton -- who once tried to trademark the expression "That's hot." Will Palin trademark "You betcha"? Or "doggone"? Or "team of mavericks"? I wouldn't put it past her. Whatever happens with the "election" the endorsements will come flooding in. Maybelline will want her. And Kellogg's. And Wal-Mart. Some publisher must already have an offer on the table.
Sarah Palin has already won the Olympics of reality TV. She'll do just fine. As for the rest of us -- I'm not so sure.
"we're the ones that have the babe on the ticket"
*wtf?*
does the mccain camp think rich lowry is sexist?
10.03.2008
wow! glad to hear it!
ok, a good elitist laugh makes me feel better
Posted by JumpyPants
Sarah Palin is no Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt played Achilles in the movie Troy. Sarah Palin doesn't know who Achilles was, nor what the significance of his heel is.
The debate confirmed a lot of things tonight, many of them inspiring things, many of them scary things, but one thing that is absolutely certain: Sarah Palin doesn't know what "Achilles heel" means.
My 9-year old, who has seen Troy (we're a liberal house, after all), knows who Achilles was and what his heel is all about.
But Sarah Palin doesn't know. You'd think at one of the five colleges she attended en route to her BA, she would've learned about this guy. But then again, she was pretty clear that she doesn't like looking back to the past.
10.02.2008
the debate: resurrect my faith, please ... anyone?
ok ...
- she didn't stammer
- gave a few folksy "joe-sixpack" gal winks
- said she was glad to hear joe was a friend to israel [oh ya, she's such a friend to those "misguided" jews*]
- was such a fan of women's rights [r u kidding????????????]
- gave a shout out and extra credit to third graders
- said the word "tolerant"
*i was being ironic there, folks
and has a firm butt.
oh ... and of course went on and on about those evil taxes ... even when she wasn't asked.
i'm afraid folks, that may be enough to move the needle on bubba voters who didn't notice there were questions she didn't answer ... and who were looking for a reason--any reason--not to vote for obama.
and why, for god's sake, did joe not say ... those rich people you don't want to pay for things. they've been getting a free pass for eight freakin' years. time for some comeuppance to the piper. have we seen anything substantial in the way of job creation under your daddy bush's gameplan? NO, goddamnit ... we've lost 600,000 jobs in this country just this last year! [don't quote me on that statistic, but it's something like that, give or take a zero]. what makes you think that grandaddy mccain's repeat plan will suddenly succeed? isn't that the definition of insanity?
so, girlfriend, you're just gonna bet on a wing and a prayer this notion is gonna miraculously create jobs. [oh ya, i forgot. she believes prayer can actually do those things]. and then you're gonna make YOUR kids pay later--with interest--for YOUR irresponsibility! that for sure ain't what my pappa taught me was right. someone, please tell me why that never get's mentioned?!
and how about this whole "gov't has to be more efficient" mantra. weeeeeeeeelll, let's start with planning to get out of a misbegotten war [aka "a task from god"] in Iraq. Responsibly, you beeyotch. No one's talking about waving a white flag of surrender, you ... achem. but plan we must. so why is the obama camp only using a teensy weensy itsy bitsy brush to fill in the big fat line b/w iraq and our current stinker of an economy? does borrowing from china to pay for war reflect that folksy fiscal responsibility i've heard rumor conservative's love?
and what did she prove? she knows how to regurgitate with a little style. i don't know. maybe i've been brainwashed by the media ... that all she needed to do was speak in complete sentences to "win." don't get me wrong. joe was statesmanly, knowlegable, empathic ... and even sweet.
but geezus ... i saw that glimmer in joe's eye. he TOTALLY wanted to doink her [and maybe smack her at the same time]! a woman [ya ... i am one] knows these things. i wanted to yell, "NO JOE! DON'T LOOK! just turn away, look straight ahead and clench that podium!"
i hate to say it, but i'm ye of little faith in the electorate's ability not to buy a barrel of horseshit just cause some cute, sassy chica with overblown ambition says it's gold.
and jeezus ... she held the baby.
i need more tequila shots.p.s. joe's wife did NOT like her. did you see how pinched her face was when they were "chatting" at the end!
p.p.s. oh ya. and wolves. how come no one ever brings up those poor wolves?
10.01.2008
biden debate prep
god, i love this guy!
plus, i found a new vocabulary word!
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Sarah Six Pack Needs to put Country First by Stepping Down
by Bob Cesca
Huffington Post: Mike Judge, the creator of King of the Hill and Beavis & Butthead, once told a story on Letterman about how, one day, his Joe Six-pack next-door neighbor was inexplicably removing the back windshield from a 1978 Chevy Nova. So Judge walked out to the parking lot of his apartment building and asked the neighbor, "What are you doing?" And the neighbor gleefully answered, "Huh-huh-huh! Huh-huh! Now it's like a truck!"
In the freakishly hamfisted world of Sarah Palin, Mike Judge's neighbor is qualified to be vice president of the United States.
Yesterday, Palin said the following to talk radio wingnut Hugh Hewitt:
"Oh, I think they're just not used to someone coming in from the outside saying you know what? It's time that a normal Joe Six-pack American is finally represented in the position of vice presidency, and I think that that's kind of taken some people off guard, and they're out of sorts, and they're ticked off about it."
There's so much awfulness in this quote, it's difficult to know where to begin. Out of sorts? Ticked off? Oh you betcha.
For the last eight dark years we've had a president who continues to be framed as a Joe Six-pack type. And it's been a disaster. No-one, at this point, is disputing the toxicity of the Bush presidency.
read on ...
9.30.2008
i know how you feel, girlfriend: i need an intervention, too
Dear Cary,
Sarah Palin is ruining my life! I rant about her; I can't stop thinking about her; I cannot stand to look at her; I'm possessed by her! ...
I have crossed every line I believed should never be crossed in public discourse -- I have criticized not only her policies and her record, but her hair, her personal style, her accent, her abilities as a mother, etc. I've also begun to suffer personally and professionally. I bore my friends with my constant tirades against her, and am constantly distracted from my work by my need to continually update myself on the latest criticism, and indeed, ridicule, of her. In my hatred for her, I have begun to hate myself.
I don't want this woman ruining my life before she even gets a chance to ruin our country. How do I stop? Is there a self-help group for this?
--A "Hater"*
*As Sarah Palin calls all those who disagree with her (New York Times, Sunday, Sept. 14, 2008)
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9.29.2008
hell ya! it's time for an elite presidency
Can people start shouting this from rooftops, please? I mean, come on. At what point, exactly, did we decide it best to have the guy/girl most drunk or most irrational in college be our leaders? When did the virtues of the WWE become the litmus test?
Huffington Post:
"America loves its elites -- we love our sports stars, our movie stars, our rock stars and even our political stars.
John Kennedy was an elite. He came from an elite family, had an elite education, and he had the calm demeanor and the good fashion of a man who knew he was part of the intellectual and political elite. Americans didn't just love him they lionized him calling his administration Camelot -- the story of an elite king in an elite time.
If George W Bush has taught us one lesson, it's that the god-awful consequences of having the guy you want to have beer with running the most complex, powerful, and massive institution in the world, the US Government, is a terrible mistake.
John McCain graduated from the Naval Academy in June 1958; he was fifth from the bottom, 894th out of 899. He has no training at law. Sarah Palin attended 5 schools before getting a degree from North Idaho College that qualified her to be a TV sportscaster. North Idaho College takes pride in its "open-door" admissions policy. She also has no training at law.
Most of our great presidents have been trained in law from John Adams and Thomas Jefferson to Lincoln to FDR and Clinton. Bush and Cheney have no legal training and we were told how great the MBA presidency would be.
It's been a disaster.
Barack Obama got his BA from Columbia University in New York and his JD from Harvard. While at Harvard he was president of the prestigious Harvard Law Review. He was a professor of constitutional law at the University of Chicago. Joe Biden similarly has a JD degree.
It's time for an Elite presidency. It's time for the best and the brightest to once again lead this nation."
